breadmaakesyoufat:

i just heard a bouncing noise and then that was followed by my dad saying

"oh no my potato"

apuarius:

Today my dad told me he was hungry and I looked at him and said “hey hungry I’m daughter” and he was kinda shocked

(Source: jagroar)

50shadezofcarter:

I text back embarrassingly fast

or three hours later

there is no in between

(Source: 50shadezofcarter)

humqn:

is your name tumblr because i want to be on you all night long ;)

(Source: humqn)

netlfix:

hash browns will be served at my wedding

(Source: netlfix)